Start your day with Avril's funnies
Compiled by Avril Rehwinkle
Approved by Kaitlynn Wagonhoffer
Published March 20, 2023
Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they’re extinct.
Why did god supposedly make men before women?
Because everyone needs a rough draft.
Why did Adele cross the road?
She was running from the police, They were going to arrest her for setting fire to the rain.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
RIP boiling water.
You will be mist.
What’s 1+1 ?
Your I.Q.
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, “They're right behind you.”
Want to know how to make any salad into caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times
Where did joe go after getting lost on a minefield?
Everywhere
Approved by Kaitlynn Wagonhoffer
Published March 20, 2023
Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they’re extinct.
Why did god supposedly make men before women?
Because everyone needs a rough draft.
Why did Adele cross the road?
She was running from the police, They were going to arrest her for setting fire to the rain.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
RIP boiling water.
You will be mist.
What’s 1+1 ?
Your I.Q.
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, “They're right behind you.”
Want to know how to make any salad into caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times
Where did joe go after getting lost on a minefield?
Everywhere